Do you like my special house? Its fortified with magics
I have my ABCs certificate, a cuddling license, and King of the fort
seeing Uni alone ur like aww what a cute little kittycat! what a personality and unique face! and then I see him sitting next 2 like, real cats and I'm like what on earth even is that thing
Looks at you with bathroom eyes
What the fuck is bathroom eyes
wouldnt you like to know
my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
"reverted based on user feedback" is possibly the best way to refer to top surgery i have ever heard
When my partner had top surgery, as he was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room, I dumped two of these out of a paper bag onto his bedside table and said "The doctor said you can keep these, if you want. Like when you get wisdom teeth pulled." The nurse laughed so hard she cried.
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